Black Cat Customs – Noodle | Stealth Black | Dual-Color Optics | Salt-Lamp Edition

Condition: Used – excellent. Fully assembled. No missing screws, although several may be loose.

Meet Noodle, our premium desktop supervisor. Features a sleek black chassis, silent movement, and an external orange lighting module for maximum desk appeal.

Specifications

• CPU: Intel Core i9-Lives, unlocked for midnight zoomies
• GPU: GeForce RTX Meow Edition with real-time moth tracing
• RAM: Remembers where the treats are. Everything else is optional.
• Storage: 1TB of forbidden countertop locations
• Cooling: Passive fur cooling with variable-speed purring
• Optics: One green lens, one amber—factory-installed mismatched RGB
• Power supply: Kibble-powered; wet food enables turbo
• Operating system: NoodleOS—commands treated as suggestions
• Included accessory: External salt-lamp RGB controller, permanently set to orange

Performance & Testing

✓ Passed overnight idle testing
✓ Instant wake when a can opens
✓ Excellent mouse detection
✓ Handles multiple unattended drinks simultaneously
✓ Automatically occupies your chair when you stand up

Known Issues

May knock peripherals off the desk to free up system resources. Sleep mode accounts for approximately 80% of uptime. Orange lighting module does not sync with iCUE.

Shipping

Noodle is not actually for sale. No trades. She has reviewed your offer and would prefer chicken.

🐈‍⬛ Black Cat Customs & Repair — Noodle, Director of Unauthorized Inputs