Black Cat Customs – Snickerdoodle | Purr Edition | Factory Overclocked Attitude

Condition: Used – excellent. Fully operational. Does not accept troubleshooting advice.

Meet Snickerdoodle, our newest desktop companion. Boots instantly at the sound of treats and immediately takes ownership of your workstation.

Specifications

• CPU: Intel Core i9-Lives
• GPU: GeForce RTX 4090 Meow Edition
• RAM: Remembers every late dinner since installation
• Storage: 2TB of cached grudges
• Cooling: Integrated purr cooler; gets louder under affection
• Power supply: Kibble-powered with optional wet-food boost
• Networking: Dual-ear Wi-Fi with selective connection to your voice
• Operating system: Windows Pspsps Professional
• Security: Claw-based intrusion prevention
• Expansion slots: Any cardboard box in the building

Performance & Testing

✓ Passed 16-hour sleep stress test
✓ Excellent mouse tracking
✓ Runs Stray natively
✓ Automatically closes applications by walking across the keyboard
✓ Supports multiple simultaneous demands for attention

Known Issues

Occasionally enters airplane mode while remaining firmly on your desk. May thermal-throttle your productivity by sleeping on the keyboard. Factory reset requires opening a can.

Shipping

Not actually for sale. Local compliments accepted. No trades—she already owns the business.

🐈‍⬛ Black Cat Customs & Repair — Snickerdoodle, Head of Quality Pawssurance