This new fangled processing whatchamacallit can in fact play games at a frame rate! With 8 cores and 16 threads, this'll chew through even the most difficult processing tasks, whether that be the flappy bird or the typin of a job application! It even comes with little golden snacks on the bottom in case you get hungry after a hard day of cursing out your team mates on Overwatch and/or sending provocative tweets to the elderly. Buy it please oh god if my debtors find out I don't have the money i'll lose my kidneys. It will come in a clam shell case wrapped in bubble wrap.